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Medical Emergency

Unknown stranger possibly in danger.
  • Date Posted: Aug 26th, 2010

Homeland Security

I feel less safe with our government's security measures.
  • Date Posted: Aug 15th, 2010

Mobile Me

Typing on the phone has issues.
  • Date Posted: Aug 12th, 2010

Ball Two

Protecting the plate with a two ball count.
  • Date Posted: May 5th, 2009

Back Again

I'm back again, for the first last time.
  • Date Posted: May 4th, 2009

I Didn't Ask About Your Kids

Don't take it personally, I just really don't care about your kids.
  • Date Posted: Nov 11th, 2008

Turn Around

No, not a total eclipse of the heart.
  • Date Posted: Aug 8th, 2008

Ball Mashers

There is a menace loose in the city of Chicago.
  • Date Posted: Jul 27th, 2008

While You Were Out

Random crap I could have written about.
  • Date Posted: Jul 21st, 2008

The Hypocrite Times

If they tried to be more hypocritical... they couldn't.
  • Date Posted: Jun 9th, 2008

Rachel Ray - Terrorist

Thanks to Michelle Malkin, another terrorist cell bites the dust.
  • Date Posted: May 29th, 2008

Condoms for Wieners

This is perhaps the greatest non sequitur of all time. Seriously.
  • Date Posted: Apr 15th, 2008

I Miss Your Mom

I'm really tired of people not using your mom for jokes.
  • Date Posted: Apr 5th, 2008

Stop the Pop

"Popping" collars can easily be stopped. It's up to you.
  • Date Posted: Apr 2nd, 2008

Genre Issues

If people who classify music classified this site, it'd be "Country Music Friendly."
  • Date Posted: Mar 12th, 2008

Two Weeks of Hell

Just a few days in, and I already can't wait for the Super Bowl... to be over.
  • Date Posted: Jan 23rd, 2008

Don't Hate Tony

PropCulture has a theory as to why certain people don't like Tony Romo.
  • Date Posted: Jan 14th, 2008

Literally

Not everything is literal. It'd be a scary world if things were.
  • Date Posted: Dec 13th, 2007

The Truth About Vegas

PropCulture releases some basic truths about Las Vegas.
  • Date Posted: Nov 28th, 2007

Unnecessary Protection

Please, religious wack-jobs, stop trying to protect me from myself.
  • Date Posted: Nov 8th, 2007

The War by Christmas

It's November 2, and I'm already out of Christmas cheer.
  • Date Posted: Nov 2nd, 2007

My Puppy

Just a quick little note about my favorite little girl.
  • Date Posted: Oct 23rd, 2007

Back. Again.

I'm back, writing again, even though I physically went nowhere.
  • Date Posted: Oct 2nd, 2007

50 Cent's Challenge

We cannot let opportunities like this pass us by.
  • Date Posted: Aug 13th, 2007

Letter to Indiana

The State of Indiana needs to read my letter.
  • Date Posted: Jul 30th, 2007

Dealing With Spam

I think spammers need a new approach.
  • Date Posted: Jul 25th, 2007

Big Sunglasses

We have to stop the growth problem with our nation's sunglasses.
  • Date Posted: Jul 13th, 2007

How to Heckle

Overall, people basically suck at heckling.
  • Date Posted: Jul 4th, 2007

Updated 10 Commandments

The Vatican got it absolutely wrong. These are the real Ten Commandments of Driving.
  • Date Posted: Jun 19th, 2007

How to Offend

These artists have gone out of their way to offend, and I applaud them.
  • Date Posted: Jun 13th, 2007

Fugetaboutit. Please.

Nothing like hearing the sheep bleat about their favorite overrated show.
  • Date Posted: Jun 11th, 2007

Blowin' in the Wind

I'm going to need more than "windy" to go on.
  • Date Posted: Jun 6th, 2007

Stop Signs

Not everything can be a sign. Or can it?
  • Date Posted: May 24th, 2007

Hell on Wheels

Kids don't normally annoy me too much. Kids on wheels, however...
  • Date Posted: May 20th, 2007

Where the Sidewalk Ends

Apparently, those of us with sidewalks are opening the door to terrible things.
  • Date Posted: May 17th, 2007

Skank Defense

Trust me, I know what I'm talking about with this one. Leave Paris alone.
  • Date Posted: May 16th, 2007

Defending Stupidity

It's everyone's right to open his or her mouth and be a moron. It's American!
  • Date Posted: Apr 11th, 2007

Flipping the Clocks

We're much smarter than this. We can fix the lost hour of sleep in the Spring.
  • Date Posted: Mar 11th, 2007

The Skanks Come to Prop

It's not hard to be a skank. "Celebrities" keep showing us how.
  • Date Posted: Feb 27th, 2007

How to Go Crazy

There needs to be some sort of accepted way to lose your mind.
  • Date Posted: Feb 23rd, 2007

National Day of Honesty

Let's have a National Day of Honesty to make things better.
  • Date Posted: Feb 5th, 2007

Mistakes People Make

Sometimes, I guess I just don't get people. At all.
  • Date Posted: Jan 21st, 2007

Not So Grand Canyon

My truth is no more ridiculous than any other supposed "theory."
  • Date Posted: Dec 31st, 2006

Shopping Tips

PropCulture offers free seasonal shopping advice. Please take it.
  • Date Posted: Dec 18th, 2006

What I Missed

PropCulture and Steven Seagal have a lot in common.
  • Date Posted: Dec 12th, 2006

Back in Business

Months of sweet, sweet slacking now gone.
  • Date Posted: Dec 11th, 2006

PropSpace

PropCulture finally goes MySpace
  • Date Posted: May 29th, 2006

Um, Whoa

So I was a bit frightened...
  • Date Posted: May 12th, 2006

City Running

You annoy me.
  • Date Posted: Apr 24th, 2006

You Are Not Old

Let's talk about age for a second.
  • Date Posted: Apr 7th, 2006

Howard Stern is a Dick

Stern divorces himself from the normal man he claims to be.
  • Date Posted: Apr 1st, 2006

Nothing to Say

The short version: I'm never dropping this URL.
  • Date Posted: Mar 21st, 2006

I Am Not a Doorman

I hold the door out of niceness. I will not spin.
  • Date Posted: Mar 16th, 2006

The SI Swimsuit Edition

Prudes are worse off because of... prudes.
  • Date Posted: Feb 19th, 2006

The Douchebag Collar

It has to stop, people. Stop.
  • Date Posted: Feb 17th, 2006

Guitar Hero

A guitar video game that makes you feel like you're not in your mom's basement playing a guitar video game.
  • Date Posted: Jan 17th, 2006

Dibs

Reporters dig up old columns around this time of year. Always.
  • Date Posted: Dec 17th, 2005
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